Kid's say the darndest things...

Some grade school teachers must agree with that, because they keep journals of amusing things their students have written in papers. Here are a few examples:

- The future of "I give" is "I take."

- The parts of speech are lungs and air.

- The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.

- A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the population.

- Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris.

- We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because we get our silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives more silk.

- A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all duly constipated authorities.

- The climate is hottest next to the creator.

- Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners.

- Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.